10.28.2009

Why Do We Suck?

Why do we suck so bad as a species? Humans collectively are like Ron Jeremy, in that we will fuck anything. The oceans, the forests, and the skies above have thoroughly enjoyed a brutal and often sadistic pillaging. Continue, or perish? Obviously, we've chosen to perish. And that's OK with me.

We deserve extinction, because we're not as smart as we think we are. These big fucking brains have done nothing but help us to seal the fate of our species.

If our stupid monkey friends ran the show, would they fuck shit up as much as we have with less than half the brain capacity? Perhaps, but I argue that they would not be nearly as efficient at doing so. So, here it is; we're fucked.

Your kids, and your kids' kids will inherit a battered, raped, and dying Earth. Fucking Green Peace with Bill Gates' bankroll couldn't get us out of this quandary.

It's important to now take all the bits of your life that are beautiful, tragic, and compelling, and put all that shit in a big stew, let it simmer on high, and create something that will show the toxin laden ancestors of human beings that we were more than the selfish god damned assholes responsible for fucking up the Earth.

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